Preston: How do babies come out of their mommies?

Me: They come out of their mommy's tummy.
Preston: But how do they get out?
Me: They just pop out.
Preston: Out of a hole?
Me: Yes.
Preston: Is there blood?
Me: No, the hole just closes back up and you have your baby.
Preston: Sitting back with a big smile on his face ... "Oh."

I'm sure someone more clever than me could have thought of something better and it's possible I could have too, but not in the middle of sacrament meeting.

And honestly, I could go on and on with his sacrament meeting antics. He made me laugh several times, but most of the time I have to stifle my laugh because he's so inappropriate. Like loud farts accompanying loud announcements that he needs to go poop. After that particular exchange the lady in front of me turned around and said she was thoroughly enjoying him. I said, "Well, I'm glad someone is." Little twerp!! He can't hold still or be quiet for 2 minutes together.